The book’s forward is from The Deflator, who explains how effective Tom’s plans have always been for removing excess weight.
"I didn't do it, but I'll find out who really did do it"
The turkey suit appears to have been slightly depressurized and the video captured illegally.
What he says is true, they put some amazing stuff on tape.
"I never failed a drug test"
- Lance Armstrong
This is what happens when you try and deflate your own footballs.
Is Brady any good? Does anybody REALLY know?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
My balls are much easier to handle when they are deflated.
He’s going to go looking for the real deflater.
You can't deflate a baseball.
In fairness to Tom, it's the first time he's been asked to throw a ball deeper than 5 yards in years. Give the dink and dunker a break.
He cheats. There was gunfire at his wedding. He screams curses on the sideline. He has children with multiple women. Is Tom Brady a... THUG?
Here is an original Hy Ku Poem to fit the mood in the northeast. You’re Welcome.
Tom cheats alot
Patriot fans crying
Four tainted rings
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