Tebow Troll Comments

Maybe he should practice throwing.

THIS JUST IN

Timmy Tebow was just seen walking on the pond

I dunno. This could be cattle-strophic.

His career is well done

Tebow finds Jesus...but overthrows him by 15 yards.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

The Beef are making a big misteak.

Has the Atlanta Purple Drank offered Jamarcus Russel a contract yet?

Lots of raw talent on that Beef squad.

I don't want to steer him in the wrong direction, but I say don't follow the herd. You're a cut above! Grab the bull by the horns and go against the grain. This is a rare opportunity!

Tebow walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land

Vick and Tebow can be the NFL version of black thunder and white lightning.  

He can run the steak and shake offense

Whether in new york or on the strip, Tebow can chuck the ball like no other. He will out flank his detractors and force them to come a round to the fact that he belongs among the rarest of football legends. Steer clear, Tebow haters: this guys in his prime.

Chuck Norris' tears can make Tim Tebow an elite QB. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

That same advice landed Plaxico in prison