Wayne Rooney asked Roy Hodgeson wether he should be on the left, the right or down the middle, Roy says it doesn't matter where he sits on the plane home.
I thought she was a keeper not a striker......
Mourinho should come with "BEST IF USED BEFORE THIRD SEASON" printed on his neck
Looks like Maradona's criminal record more than qualifies him for the next president of FIFA.
Those personal reasons being he doesn't quite fancy the orange jumpsuit and leg shackles....
Russia bought the World Cup fair and square.
At least we'll know where the money goes
I heard ISIS is considering putting together a campaign for World Cup 2030 to be held in Syria. Hope Blatter stays long enough to award it to them.
His reason for quitting was to spend more time with his family...and his shredder.
List of most corrupt governing bodies:
BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF
Sepp Blatter says he's going to heaven because he has a "golden cross blessed by Pope Francis". Sounds like he's planning to bribe St Peter.
Sepp Blatter not attending World Cup over 'personal reasons'
Translation: Canada extradites to the US
Sepp Blatter was outraged... The money was fake!!
Thinks - "Why didn't he put it into an envelope like everyone else."
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