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England crashes out of 2014 World Cup

Wayne Rooney asked Roy Hodgeson wether he should be on the left, the right or down the middle, Roy says it doesn't matter where he sits on the plane home.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:59am on December 05, 2014

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Hope Solo arrested for Domestic Violence

I thought she was a keeper not a striker......

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:47pm on December 06, 2014

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After loss to Southhampton, Jose Mourinho launches 7 minute rant against refs, warns team against firing him and says he’s the best manager Chelsea ever had

Mourinho should come with "BEST IF USED BEFORE THIRD SEASON" printed on his neck

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:22am on October 04, 2015

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Report: Diego Maradona planning to run for FIFA president

Looks like Maradona's criminal record more than qualifies him for the next president of FIFA.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:07am on June 23, 2015

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter not attending Women's World Cup final in Canada due to 'personal reasons'

Those personal reasons being he doesn't quite fancy the orange jumpsuit and leg shackles....

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Posted by YOLO at 8:35pm on July 04, 2015

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Putin insists the 2018 FIFA World Cup was awarded to Russia fairly

Russia bought the World Cup fair and square.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:52pm on June 20, 2015

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Report: Diego Maradona to run for FIFA president

At least we'll know where the money goes

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:10am on June 23, 2015

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter not attending Women's World Cup final in Canada due to 'personal reasons'

I heard ISIS is considering putting together a campaign for World Cup 2030 to be held in Syria. Hope Blatter stays long enough to award it to them.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:46pm on July 04, 2015

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Sepp Blatter resigns from FIFA with FBI hot on his trail

His reason for quitting was to spend more time with his family...and his shredder.

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:19am on June 03, 2015

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Sepp Blatter resigns from FIFA with FBI hot on his trail

List of most corrupt governing bodies:

  1. North Korea
  2. FIFA
  3. Sudan
  4. Libya
  5. Afghanistan
  6. NCAA
  7. Somalia
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Posted by buttfumble at 4:24am on June 03, 2015

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Sepp Blatter resigns from FIFA with FBI hot on his trail

BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:32am on June 03, 2015

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Sepp Blatter resigns from FIFA with FBI hot on his trail

Sepp-uku

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:32am on June 03, 2015

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter not attending Women's World Cup final in Canada due to 'personal reasons'

Sepp Blatter says he's going to heaven because he has a "golden cross blessed by Pope Francis". Sounds like he's planning to bribe St Peter.

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Posted by YOLO at 8:37pm on July 04, 2015

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FIFA president Sepp Blatter not attending Women's World Cup final in Canada due to 'personal reasons'

Sepp Blatter not attending World Cup over 'personal reasons'

Translation: Canada extradites to the US

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:42pm on July 04, 2015

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Comedian showers Sepp Blatter with dollar bills in prank

Sepp Blatter was outraged... The money was fake!!

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Posted by The Deflator at 6:26pm on July 22, 2015

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Comedian makes it rain with dollar bills over Sepp Blatter in prank

Thinks - "Why didn't he put it into an envelope like everyone else."

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Posted by Fay Turner at 6:33pm on July 22, 2015

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