Wayne Rooney asked Roy Hodgeson wether he should be on the left, the right or down the middle, Roy says it doesn't matter where he sits on the plane home.
Looks like Maradona's criminal record more than qualifies him for the next president of FIFA.
Those personal reasons being he doesn't quite fancy the orange jumpsuit and leg shackles....
I heard ISIS is considering putting together a campaign for World Cup 2030 to be held in Syria. Hope Blatter stays long enough to award it to them.
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Sepp Blatter says he's going to heaven because he has a "golden cross blessed by Pope Francis". Sounds like he's planning to bribe St Peter.
Sepp Blatter not attending World Cup over 'personal reasons'
Translation: Canada extradites to the US
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