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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."

-ESPN Handbook

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:07am on December 05, 2014

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Maybe next time they can have Ray Lewis give the talk.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 4:58pm on August 24, 2015

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Excellent advice

- Ray Lewis

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:18pm on August 24, 2015

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Ray Lewis would rather be coached by Rex Ryan than Bill Belichick

Ray Lewis prefers a coach who will let him get away with murder...

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:53pm on November 24, 2015

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Cowboys DE Josh Brent fails drug test, sent back to Jail

"If I were Jerry Jones, I would cut this guy..... multiple times"

- Ray Lewis

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Posted by YOLO at 3:14am on December 18, 2014

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

Let's be fair people. Ray Lewis is bound to be a cut above the rest of the experts.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:02am on December 05, 2014

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Manti Teo friend admits to Lennay Kekua hoax

"I would kill someone if they pulled this on me"

-Ray Lewis

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:53am on December 05, 2014

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ESPN hires Ray Lewis as an analyst

Maybe they should also hire Oscar Pistorius to cover track and field?

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 3:09am on December 28, 2014

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ESPN hires Ray Lewis

Good signing. Ray Lewis will kill it because he attacks discussion topics well and stabs them where they count.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 3:11am on December 28, 2014

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Ex Lions WR Titus Young arrested by police after foot chase

"He keeps leavin' witnesses like this he is gonna end up doing hard time."

- Ray Lewis analyzing the situation for ESPN

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:13am on February 26, 2015

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Superbowl power outage caused by 'abnormality'

Did Ray Lewis kill the lights?

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 4:30am on March 23, 2015

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Ray Lewis officially joins EPSN

Stuart Scott better keep his eye on Ray...

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:57am on December 05, 2014

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

"I better update my resume"  

- Rae Carruth

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:01am on December 05, 2014

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

Does this mean that Ray’s Dry Cleaning franchise is put on hold?

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:04am on December 05, 2014

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

Looks like Michael Vick can get that job with Animal Planet after all.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:05am on December 05, 2014

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Barack Obama congratulates Super Bowl winning Ravens at White House

There are 8 secret service men around Ray Lewis.....I guess they aren't taking any chances

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:38am on December 05, 2014

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