"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."
"Lennay talked me into it."
"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"
- National Rifle Assocation
"I can see the ring from my house."
- Sarah Palin
9000 feet? Sign me up!
- Rex Ryan
"We have to do something to make them forget about the butt fumble."
- Chuck Pagano.
"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."
- Brett Favre
"If I were Jerry Jones, I would cut this guy..... multiple times"
- Ray Lewis
"The judge asked me why I still keep beating my wife. So I told him: It's because I have a longer reach, and better footwork."
I have a tattoo of me stomping on the other team's quarterback's face
- Ndamukong Suh
"I didn't do it, but I'll find out who really did do it"
"If the ball is at the one, then you must call a run"
- Johnnie Cochran
"I wouldve called a run play."
- Brian Williams
"Damnit, Peyton. I was open on that slant."
- Marvin Harrison
"I'm going to f*ck you up, Marv. You ain't no gangster."
- Peyton Manning
"Can I just go to jail instead?"
The Wolves offered me a contract but I turned down the offer
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