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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."

-ESPN Handbook

Posted by buttfumble at 7:07am on December 05, 2014

NFL Quote Ray Lewis

Lance Armstrong admits to doping

"Lennay talked me into it."

-Lance Armstrong

Posted by buttfumble at 7:19am on December 05, 2014

Lance Armstrong Lennay Kekua PEDs Quote

Manti Teo friend admits to Lennay Kekua Hoax

"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"

- National Rifle Assocation

Posted by buttfumble at 7:42am on December 05, 2014

Lennay Kekua manti teo NCAAF Quote

Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

"I can see the ring from my house."

- Sarah Palin

Posted by buttfumble at 8:55am on December 05, 2014

Patriots Putin Quote Sarah Palin

Rex Ryan goes skydiving at 9,000 ft with the Army parachute team

9000 feet? Sign me up!

- Rex Ryan

Posted by YOLO at 6:10pm on July 17, 2015

NFL Quote Rex Ryan

Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

"We have to do something to make them forget about the butt fumble."

- Chuck Pagano.

Posted by RG4 at 9:22pm on October 19, 2015

Colts Quote

Arod sends women a baseball during playoff game, asks for their number

"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."

- Brett Favre

Posted by YOLO at 12:09am on December 07, 2014

Arod Favre MLB Quote

Cowboys DE Josh Brent fails drug test, sent back to Jail

"If I were Jerry Jones, I would cut this guy..... multiple times"

- Ray Lewis

Posted by YOLO at 3:14am on December 18, 2014

Cowboys NFL Quote Ray Lewis

Marquez knocks out Pacquiao

"The judge asked me why I still keep beating my wife. So I told him: It's because I have a longer reach, and better footwork."

-Floyd Mayweather.

Posted by Fay Turner at 5:03am on December 28, 2014

Boxing Mayweather Pacquiao Quote

Rex Ryan spotted with tattoo of wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey

I have a tattoo of me stomping on the other team's quarterback's face

- Ndamukong Suh

Posted by Fay Turner at 7:18am on January 14, 2015

NFL Quote Rex Ryan Suh

Tom Brady: I did not alter the ball in anyway

"I didn't do it, but I'll find out who really did do it"

-OJ Simpson

Posted by YOLO at 4:20am on January 23, 2015

NFL Patriots Quote Tom Brady

Aaron Hernandez judge removes juror

"If the ball is at the one, then you must call a run"

- Johnnie Cochran

Posted by YOLO at 3:03am on February 04, 2015

Aaron Hernandez NFL Quote Seahawks

Marshawn Lynch mulls retirement

"I wouldve called a run play."

- Brian Williams

Posted by buttfumble at 7:29am on February 14, 2015

Brian Williams NFL Quote Seahawks

E:60 Marvin Harrison

"Damnit, Peyton. I was open on that slant."

- Marvin Harrison

"I'm going to f*ck you up, Marv. You ain't no gangster."

- Peyton Manning

Posted by buttfumble at 10:02am on February 14, 2015

NFL Peyton Manning Quote

Cut by Ravens after DUI, RB Bernard Pierce is picked up by Jaguars

"Can I just go to jail instead?"

~Bernard Pierce

Posted by Fay Turner at 1:32am on March 20, 2015

Jaguars NFL Quote Ravens

Desperate Timberwolves sign player because he was nearby

The Wolves offered me a contract but I turned down the offer