Everyone here seems to be Russian to conclusions.
"I can see the ring from my house."
- Sarah Palin
I've always said that Putin was a bit Krafty.
Kim Jong Un could have beaten the whole Russian team all by himself!
Russia bought the World Cup fair and square.
Tony Blair stole my ipod and sunglasses a couple of years back.
"Do you want me to go get your stuff?"
-OJ to Kraft
Once again, Russia steals something from a US Spy Agency. SMH
Putin: Can I see your Super Bowl ring?
Kraft: Ah no no see with your eyes not with your hands!
Putin: Come on...we are all friends here
Kraft: Alright here you go....
*Hands ring to Putin*
Kraft: Ok give it back
Putin: Give what back?
OK....who would one believe....a greedy and sneaky tyrant who always demands things be done his way and his way alone.....or Putin?
Before the game Putin told the other team 'the last guy to beat me lived a half-life'
Nobody wanted a jock strap coated in polonium.
"The Toronto Maple Leafs first round selection in the 2015 draft is.........."
He seems to be good at everything except president of a functioning democracy.
No boarding this guy...penalties are spent in the salt mines, I'm told.
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