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Vladimir Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

Everyone here seems to be Russian to conclusions.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:43am on December 05, 2014

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

"I can see the ring from my house." 

- Sarah Palin

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:55am on December 05, 2014

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Vladimir Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

I've always said that Putin was a bit Krafty. 

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:44am on December 05, 2014

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

Kim Jong Un could have beaten the whole Russian team all by himself!

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:51am on June 22, 2015

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Putin insists the 2018 FIFA World Cup was awarded to Russia fairly

Russia bought the World Cup fair and square.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:52pm on June 20, 2015

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

Tony Blair stole my ipod and sunglasses a couple of years back.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:46am on December 05, 2014

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

"Do you want me to go get your stuff?"

-OJ to Kraft

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:49am on December 05, 2014

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

Once again, Russia steals something from a US Spy Agency. SMH

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:47am on December 05, 2014

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

Putin: Can I see your Super Bowl ring?

Kraft: Ah no no see with your eyes not with your hands!

Putin: Come on...we are all friends here

Kraft: Alright here you go....

*Hands ring to Putin*

Kraft: Ok give it back

Putin: Give what back?

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:51am on December 05, 2014

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Putin claims that Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring was a gift, not stolen

OK....who would one believe....a greedy and sneaky tyrant who always demands things be done his way and his way alone.....or Putin?

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:53am on December 05, 2014

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

Before the game Putin told the other team 'the last guy to beat me lived a half-life'

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:45am on June 22, 2015

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

Nobody wanted a jock strap coated in polonium.

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:46am on June 22, 2015

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

"The Toronto Maple Leafs first round selection in the 2015 draft is.........."

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:49am on June 22, 2015

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

He seems to be good at everything except president of a functioning democracy.

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:50am on June 22, 2015

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

No boarding this guy...penalties are spent in the salt mines, I'm told.

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:55am on June 22, 2015

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