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Vladimir Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

Everyone here seems to be Russian to conclusions.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:43am on December 05, 2014

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

"I can see the ring from my house." 

- Sarah Palin

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:55am on December 05, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"

- Coach Belichick 

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:02am on December 07, 2014

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New England Patriots sign Tim Tebow

Belichick to develop Tebow into an elite kick holder

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:27am on December 05, 2014

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Vladimir Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

I've always said that Putin was a bit Krafty. 

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:44am on December 05, 2014

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Vince Wilfork says Belichick has a soft heart

Bill's heart is soft like a Patriots game ball.

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Posted by Carlos Danger at 2:20am on January 29, 2015

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Patriots sign Tebow

Tebow finds Jesus...but overthrows him by 15 yards.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 3:06am on December 28, 2014

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Tom Brady: I did not alter the ball in anyway

"I didn't do it, but I'll find out who really did do it"

-OJ Simpson

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Posted by YOLO at 4:20am on January 23, 2015

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NFL Deflategate investigation has “zeroed in” on Patriots locker room attendant

Brady ordered the code red.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 2:24am on January 27, 2015

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Patriots locker-room attendent a person of interest in Deflategate investigation

He's just a PATSY!!

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 2:33am on January 27, 2015

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Patriots lineback Brandon Spikes abandons Mercedes Maybach on freeway after possible hit and run, car alerts police

*ONSTAR*- Excuse me sir have you been in a car accident?

*Brandon*- I hit a deer I’m fine

*ONSTAR*- Liar

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:43am on June 09, 2015

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Patriots lineback Brandon Spikes abandons Maybach on freeway, claims that he hit a deer, not a car

The deer said he feels like a slave

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:49am on June 09, 2015

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Soon after getting signed, Brandon Spikes cut by Patriots over involvement in possible hit and run

Spikes calls 2nd tenure with Patriots “One week a slave.”

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:52am on June 09, 2015

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Tim Tebow turns down $1 million endorsement deal to make Patriots team, gets cut anyway

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:59pm on November 29, 2016

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New England Patriots sign Tim Tebow

#START TEBOW #BENCH BRADY

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:25am on December 05, 2014

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New England Patriots sign Tim Tebow

Good signing. That clipboard isn't going to hold itself, you know.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:31am on December 05, 2014

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