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City of Glendale moves to terminate lease agreement with the Coyotes, NHL to fight move

Does anyone know a good lawyer that graduated from the University of Phoenix?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:39am on June 11, 2015

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Fans speculate on what undisclosed injury is keeping Lightning netminder Ben Bishop from playing

I hear Ben Bishop has this injury where he can only move diagonally.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:37am on June 12, 2015

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

Kim Jong Un could have beaten the whole Russian team all by himself!

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:51am on June 22, 2015

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Leafs ship Phil Kessel off to the Penguins

Noooooooooo, I just bought a hot dog cart and got a license to operate behind Phil's condo.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 7:54pm on July 04, 2015

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Leafs ship Phil Kessel off to the Penguins

 Well now we can see if black and gold is really slimming.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:50pm on July 04, 2015

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Henrik Lundqvist pulled in second playoff game as Rangers are eliminated by Penguins

Dear, Henrik Lundqvist:

We're behind you, buddy.

Sincerely,

The Pucks

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Posted by Melo Dramatic at 10:26pm on April 23, 2016

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

What does Patrick Marleau bring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A hefty cap hit, probably <15G, an able walker, old age pension, and a guarantee that no 3-0 lead in a playoff series is safe.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:31pm on November 07, 2017

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Leafs Auston Matthews gets tattoo of lion wearing crown on arm

Little Johnny Gaudreau should get a tat of Grumpy Cat on his tiny arm

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:37pm on November 07, 2017

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Brad Marchand sweeps the leg

He nose what he did...

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Posted by Cornball Brother at 5:56pm on November 07, 2017

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Ovechkin says Plus/Minus rating overrated

The only time Ovi gets defensive is when you ask him about his plus minus rating!!!

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:30am on December 07, 2014

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Toronto Maple Leafs lose to Sharks, extend losing streak to 4 games

Kessel, no shots on goal and a Minus 3. I call that Garbage.

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:10pm on March 20, 2015

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Leafs president Brendan Shanahan says some players should expect to get shipped out

I guess he will not put up with any Shanahanigans...

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:57am on April 14, 2015

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PK Subban donates a record $10 million to Montreal hospital

He went on to slash three patients and a nurse

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Posted by YOLO at 9:04pm on September 16, 2015

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Justin Bieber gets checked into the boards at NHL Celebrity Allstar game

The only Justin Bieber hit I ever liked!

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Posted by Juan Elway at 10:43am on January 29, 2017

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Alex Ovechkin and the capitals choke and crash out of the playoffs yet again

Elimin8ted

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Posted by Cornball Brother at 5:50pm on November 07, 2017

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Chris Pronger hired as head of player safety

Rumour has it that Pronger elbowed his way to the front of the line to get the job. 

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:38am on October 30, 2014

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