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Rex Ryan goes skydiving at 9,000 ft with the Army parachute team

9000 feet? Sign me up!

- Rex Ryan

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Posted by YOLO at 6:10pm on July 17, 2015

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Von Miller extorted over alleged sex tape

Von Driller?

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Posted by Juan Elway at 6:43pm on November 16, 2016

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"

- Coach Belichick 

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:02am on December 07, 2014

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Raiders punter Marquette King does dance with flag thrown for roughing the kicker, then gets flagged himself

Man Disrespects Flag, Trump Revokes Citizenship

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Posted by Cornball Brother at 5:25pm on December 05, 2016

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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

OMAHA! NEEDLE! NEEDLE! OMAHA!

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 4:28am on December 27, 2015

NFL PEDs Peyton Manning
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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:34am on December 27, 2015

NFL PEDs Peyton Manning
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Vikings plane slides off runway in Wisconson and gets stuck for 5 hours

Always the same problems with the Vikings. They just can’t get those touchdowns right.

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Posted by RG4 at 4:22pm on December 26, 2016

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Tebow practicing jiu-jitsu

Maybe he should practice throwing.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 5:13am on December 28, 2014

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

Wife probably caught him cheating.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:09am on January 20, 2016

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Warren Sapp charged with biting women's finger, stepping on her face

CNN is reporting the female was Bruce Jenner

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:30am on June 26, 2015

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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

Those digits seem to be blown out of proportion.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:47am on March 18, 2017

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Redskins safety Duke Ihenacho complains about NFL contracts on Twitter

This guy had 1 assisted tackle in 3 games last year. That's like $300,000 per game and $900,000 per a tackle! I think he's overpaid!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:07pm on July 03, 2015

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:17pm on November 07, 2017

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Green Bay fan complains to police after Cam Newton rips down his $500 banner in Panthers stadium

I wonder if the statute of limitations has expired on the popcorn Terrell Owens swiped from a fan to use in one of his innumerable inane TD celebrations…

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:47pm on November 14, 2015

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Draft prospect Robert Nkemdiche falls out of 4th floor hotel window and gets arrested for marijuana possession

Red Bull gives you wings

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Posted by YOLO at 11:13pm on April 28, 2016

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Cam Newton calls panther fans classless for cheering Manziel injury

I don't think it was the Panther fans cheering. It was the Browns fans.

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Posted by buttfumble at 11:37pm on December 21, 2014

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