Hey I just got benched
I'm pretty lazy
I hit .130
Call me maybe
Still had four of a kind.
You guys didn't see it but that Gatorade cooler told Sean Rodriguez to run it out.
Ryan Braun: M-V-P-in-a-cup.
That's just the way he rolls.
Maybe the electoral college will elect him.
Now that's a bad tell.
Puig's do fly!
Sorry, I don't date pinch hitters, she replied.
Hope she gave him the number to a hitting coach
"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."
- Brett Favre
A-Rod's bat headed to the Hall of Fame. Along with his syringe.
All I'm saying is he's lucky he walked away
- Pirates Water Cooler
You'd be in the hall if you pitched better, not bitched better.
What's he whining about? I've lost several hands playing poker!
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