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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

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Jose Canseco's finger falls off at poker table

Still had four of a kind.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:12pm on December 06, 2014

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

You guys didn't see it but that Gatorade cooler told Sean Rodriguez to run it out.

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Posted by buttfumble at 10:07pm on October 07, 2015

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Biogenesis scandal set to boil over

Ryan Braun: M-V-P-in-a-cup.

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Posted by YOLO at 11:18pm on December 06, 2014

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Prince Fielder performs acrobatic ninja roll over dugout fence in Rangers win

That's just the way he rolls.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 7:57pm on October 10, 2015

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Curt Schilling complains he isn't getting voted into the hall of fame because of his conservative views

Maybe the electoral college will elect him.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:50pm on January 03, 2017

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Jose Canseco's finger falls off at poker table

Now that's a bad tell.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:09pm on December 06, 2014

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Yasiel Puig arrested speeding.

Puig's do fly!

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:15pm on December 06, 2014

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Arod asks woman out from dugout during playoff game

Sorry, I don't date pinch hitters, she replied.

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Posted by YOLO at 12:07am on December 07, 2014

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Arod sends baseball to woman during playoff game, asks for her number

Hope she gave him the number to a hitting coach

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Posted by YOLO at 12:11am on December 07, 2014

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Arod sends women a baseball during playoff game, asks for their number

"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."  

- Brett Favre

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Posted by YOLO at 12:09am on December 07, 2014

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Arod's bat from his 2,000th RBI headed to the baseball hall of fame

A-Rod's bat headed to the Hall of Fame. Along with his syringe.

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Posted by YOLO at 1:53pm on June 19, 2015

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

All I'm saying is he's lucky he walked away

- Pirates Water Cooler

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Posted by buttfumble at 10:07pm on October 07, 2015

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

Rodriguez vs Cooler III: No More Mr. Ice Guy
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Posted by Boshasaurus at 10:25pm on October 07, 2015

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Curt Schilling claims if he said to 'lynch Trump' that he would get in the hall of fame faster

You'd be in the hall if you pitched better, not bitched better.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:29pm on January 03, 2017

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Jose Canseco's finger falls off at poker table

What's he whining about? I've lost several hands playing poker!

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:05pm on December 06, 2014

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