Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.
"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"
- National Rifle Assocation
Lennay: "Hey boo, you brought the protection?"
- Te'o: "Yea, I brought the Norton"
Great run baby.
- Roniah Tuiasosopo
She was faking her orgasms too.
"Looking for a new girlfriend. Qualifications: MUST EXIST" -Teo
"We had amazing sex together. I'd stay inside her USB port for hours, rubbing her screen and blowing on her keyboard.....I'll never forget those times we had"
- Manti Teo
Lennay's burial place: C:\RECYCLE FILE
I bet his internet connection speed was faster.
Chuck Norris slept with Teo's girlfriend
Since he's mormon, did he have multiple imaginary girlfriends?
"I would kill someone if they pulled this on me"
"I have a girlfriend in North Korea"
"I wish my girlfriend wasn't real"
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