Lennay Kekua Troll Comments

"Lennay talked me into it."

-Lance Armstrong

*imaginary comment*

Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.

"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"

- National Rifle Assocation

Lennay: "Hey boo, you brought the protection?"

- Te'o: "Yea, I brought the Norton"

She was faking her orgasms too.

"Looking for a new girlfriend. Qualifications: MUST EXIST" -Teo

"We had amazing sex together. I'd stay inside her USB port for hours, rubbing her screen and blowing on her keyboard.....I'll never forget those times we had"

- Manti Teo

Lennay's burial place: C:\RECYCLE FILE

"I saw lennay kekua once, but then she covered herself in cold mud"  

- The Predator

Since he's mormon, did he have multiple imaginary girlfriends?

"I would kill someone if they pulled this on me"

-Ray Lewis

"I wish my girlfriend wasn't real"

-Steve McNair