"Lennay talked me into it."
-Lance Armstrong
*imaginary comment*
Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.
"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"
- National Rifle Assocation
Lennay: "Hey boo, you brought the protection?"
- Te'o: "Yea, I brought the Norton"
She was faking her orgasms too.
"Looking for a new girlfriend. Qualifications: MUST EXIST" -Teo
"We had amazing sex together. I'd stay inside her USB port for hours, rubbing her screen and blowing on her keyboard.....I'll never forget those times we had"
- Manti Teo
Lennay's burial place: C:\RECYCLE FILE
"I saw lennay kekua once, but then she covered herself in cold mud"
- The Predator
Since he's mormon, did he have multiple imaginary girlfriends?
"I would kill someone if they pulled this on me"
-Ray Lewis
"I wish my girlfriend wasn't real"
-Steve McNair
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