Lebron's grandchildren are gonna call him "Crampa".
Usually Lebron doesn't choke until the playoffs, must be starting early this year!
Space Jam 2 with LeBron will end 12 minutes earlier than the first Space Jam and will be a flop.
The LeBron baggies will give the user a big head, cramps, and make you feel like you're choking.
Stephen A's forehead looks like a helicopter windshield
*Stephen A Smith Voice*. I'm about to get very serious with y'all right now. Now I don't normally get this frustrated BUT WHOEVER VOTED FOR CARMELO ANTHONY OVER LEBRON JAMES NEEDS TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF! I love Melo, got a lot of respect for the man....he's a dear dear friend. BUT HE AIN'T BETTER THAN LEBRON JAMES. WHOEVER THIS MAN IS WE NEED TO GET HIM FIRST TAKE. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, MAKE IT A FOUR HOUR SPECIAL CALLED "THE VOTE" BECAUSE I NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD BE SO...SO ASININE AS TO VOTE FOR CARMELO ANTHONY OVER LEBRON JAMES FOR MVP OF THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION.
I didn't realize Carmelo Anthony was able to vote.
Well, ballots are mailed in, much like Carmelo's defense.
Poor camera got flopped on.
here's my LeBron imitation
"I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I"
The only thing that would've kept Chris Bosh from playing was the big electric fence in Jurassic Park.
7 secrets to success, by LeBron James:
Translating David Blatt: "Of course LeBron can do what he wants to do. I never played in the NBA. Ever coached in the NBA. Hell, I never saw an NBA game before this year. If LeBron wants to call a play or change a play, who am I to say no? We get along fine until I forget that I am just the mouthpiece and a pawn. He just reminds me sometimes."
Stephen A smith looks like Robocop with his visor off
"Who is Dennis Rodman?"
- Heat fans
"It happens," Wade said. "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping."
We'd have an NBA, you just wouldn't be able to play in it.
"I don't beat women, but I recognize it as an effective way to get them to shut up."
- Chris Brown
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