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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

"Lennay talked me into it."

-Lance Armstrong

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:19am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

I got caught in a cycle of lying. I rode those lies as hard as I could. I'm wheely sorry.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:17am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

"That confession was so insincere."

- Tiger Woods

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:15am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME LANCE HAS EATEN CROW

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:16am on December 05, 2014

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Tom Brady: I did not alter the ball in anyway

"I never failed a drug test"

- Lance Armstrong

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Posted by YOLO at 4:10am on January 23, 2015

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Lance Armstrong hits parked cars, has girlfriend take the blame

Jan Ulrich followed 4 minutes behind

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Posted by YOLO at 3:04am on February 04, 2015

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Lance Armstrong comes clean to Oprah

Lance may be a cheater, but he didn't ruin the sport. It already sucked.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:10am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

Top 5 Outcomes when using PED's 

  1. Make Millions 
  2. Date hot celebs 
  3. Endorse cool stuff 
  4. Meet famous people 
  5. Make what the paper boy does a sport
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Posted by buttfumble at 7:12am on December 05, 2014

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

If he wish to feel powerful and invincible, he should grow a mustache, wear the baggy pant, and learn to dance the Kurdish way. When dance to Kurdish way with drum and cuzel pipe, a man is capable of anything.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:21am on December 05, 2014

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Cheating Arod apologizes to fans and Yankees

My brain no longer wants to bother classifying Alex Rodriguez and Lance Armstrong as two different people. It's just easier to meld them into one singular cheating entity.

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Posted by buttfumble at 5:26am on February 11, 2015

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Lance Armstrong loses arbitration, ordered to pay back $10 million

Been a rough couple of weeks for Lance... He should take his ball and go home..

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:21am on February 17, 2015

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