He's been a drug pedaler all along.
"Lennay talked me into it."
I got caught in a cycle of lying. I rode those lies as hard as I could. I'm wheely sorry.
"That confession was so insincere."
- Tiger Woods
THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME LANCE HAS EATEN CROW
"I never failed a drug test"
- Lance Armstrong
Jan Ulrich followed 4 minutes behind
Lance may be a cheater, but he didn't ruin the sport. It already sucked.
Top 5 Outcomes when using PED's
If he wish to feel powerful and invincible, he should grow a mustache, wear the baggy pant, and learn to dance the Kurdish way. When dance to Kurdish way with drum and cuzel pipe, a man is capable of anything.
My brain no longer wants to bother classifying Alex Rodriguez and Lance Armstrong as two different people. It's just easier to meld them into one singular cheating entity.
Been a rough couple of weeks for Lance... He should take his ball and go home..
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