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Kobe reaches 6,000-assist plateau

"I regret all 6,000 of them", Bryant said when asked for comment.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:41am on December 08, 2014

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Kobe Bryant withdraws his name from playing in upcoming Rio Olympics

I've also taken my name out of consideration for the 2016 Olympic team.

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Posted by YOLO at 11:07pm on January 20, 2016

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Kobe sets all time record for most missed shots

Since April 9th, 1978, Havlicek has held this record. That's over 36 years. Some thought that this record was unbreakable. They assumed that with the evolution of the game and all the lessons of the past as a guide, no player could achieve such inefficiency over an entire career. But Kobe dared to dream big and he has broken through that barrier and in less games than it took Havlicek too. Suck on that, Hondo!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:47am on December 08, 2014

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Kobe sets all time record for missed shots

It took 36 years for Kobe to pass Havelick. It will take someone 1000 years to pass Kobe.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:54am on December 08, 2014

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Lakers coach Byron Scott refuses to bench Kobe despite poor play

"Kobe won't let me bench him."

- Byron Scott

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Posted by Cornball Brother at 4:01pm on November 27, 2015

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Kobe sets all time record for most missed shots

Seems like enough bricks to build Staples Center.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:55am on December 08, 2014

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Knicks Carmelo Anthony out for 4-6 months

Melo went 6-20 in the ASG as a tribute to Kobe.

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:23am on February 19, 2015

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Kobe Bryant withdraws his name from playing in upcoming Rio Olympics

This is disappointing news to all of the other competing countries who would benefit greatly by this bricklayer being on the court.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:14pm on January 20, 2016

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Kobe reaches 6,000-assist plateau

OFFICIAL NUMBER DROPPED TO 3000!! Turns out 3,000 bricks were credited as alley-oops to Shaq.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:43am on December 08, 2014

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Magic Johnson hopes 5-16 Lakers will lose every remaining game

The problem is that they have to play the Sixers twice. That game might end up with a score of 4-3 because both teams are trying to lose.

  • REPLY-> Not possible. Kobe shoots thirty times a game, so Philly will have to score at least 12 points to beat LA.
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Posted by omurphy at 4:00am on December 10, 2014

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Lakers re-sign Metta World Peace for his locker room presence

The two veterans on your team are world peace and kobe bryant. If you are a young player, kobe will cuss you out if you don't pass him the ball and world peace will take you to a strip club after the game.

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Posted by buttfumble at 10:21pm on September 29, 2015

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Lakers coach Byron Scott says that benching Kobe is 'not an option' despite poor play

Keep throwing him out there Byron! He's got at least one 0-14 in him this season and he won't get it sitting on the bench.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:48am on November 28, 2015

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76ers end 28 game losing streak against Lakers, Kobe goes 7-26, with 13 missed three pointers, in loss

Kobe Bryant is trying his hardest to go down as the most cringeworthy athlete of all time.

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Posted by RG4 at 9:01pm on December 01, 2015

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Kobe Bryant withdraws his name from playing in upcoming Rio Olympics

"Kobe Bryant rules himself out of consideration for 2016 Olympics"

I think your 35% shooting percentage is what ruled you out of consideration. This guy's ego never ceases to amaze me.

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Posted by buttfumble at 11:11pm on January 20, 2016

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Kobe Bryant withdraws his name from playing in upcoming Rio Olympics

You're about 20 years too late with that comment.

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Posted by Carlos Danger at 11:13pm on January 20, 2016

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Chris Bosh starts at All Star Game

Kobe will have a triple-double in this year's All-Star game. 23 points, 14 bricks, 11 turnovers. LeBron will also have a triple-double. 27 points, 16 travels, 12 dunks.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:35am on December 08, 2014

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