Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
A cop pulled over Chuck Norris once......the cop got away with a warning
Chuck Norris slept with Teo's girlfriend
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.
Tebow walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land
Chuck Norris once fined Roger Goodell $50,000
Chuck Norris' tears can make Tim Tebow an elite QB. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris taught Tebow how to Tebow
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can sharpen a light saber.
Chuck Norris collected $30 million from a Nigerian prince.
Chuck Norris has a myspace account......on Facebook.
Chuck Norris' "The Delta Force" has a 20% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.... That's still higher than Tebow's QBR last season (17.6)
Chuck Norris can stand in the corner of a round room.
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