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Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories

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Posted by YOLO at 3:39am on December 28, 2014

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

A cop pulled over Chuck Norris once......the cop got away with a warning

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:59am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris slept with Teo's girlfriend

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:00am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:03am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Tebow walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:05am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris once fined Roger Goodell $50,000

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:54am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris' tears can make Tim Tebow an elite QB. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:55am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris taught Tebow how to Tebow

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:52am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:53am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:56am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris can sharpen a light saber.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:57am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris collected $30 million from a Nigerian prince.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:57am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris has a myspace account......on Facebook.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:58am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris' "The Delta Force" has a 20% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.... That's still higher than Tebow's QBR last season (17.6)

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:00am on February 26, 2015

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Chuck Norris praises Tim Tebow, tells Jaguars to sign him

Chuck Norris can stand in the corner of a round room.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:01am on February 26, 2015

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