Chris Bosh Troll Comments

Flopasaurus

Bosh invented flopping 65 million years ago.

FACT. Bosh was hatched from an egg

Manu once flopped when he took his kids to Foot Locker and saw the employees dressed up like Refs

The only thing that would've kept Chris Bosh from playing was the big electric fence in Jurassic Park.

How much did Chris Bosh get for his dinosaur eggs?

I thought chris bosh died at the end of jurassic park part 2 or 3 

"Bosh still hasn't paid me for sticking his head through the roof of my car at the drive in" 

- Fred Flintstone

BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat officially rename team to Miami Floppers 

The Big Three: LeFlop, Dwhine, and Floposaurus

Someone yelled "METEOR!" and he acted instinctively. Can't really blame him for that.

"Bosh certainly is no Alfonzo Morning." 

- Heat fans

Kobe will have a triple-double in this year's All-Star game. 23 points, 14 bricks, 11 turnovers. LeBron will also have a triple-double. 27 points, 16 travels, 12 dunks.

"Who is Alonzo Mourning? " 

- Lifelong Heat Fan

CHRIS BOSH HAS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THE BEST PLAYER, HE'S HAD 65 MILLION YEARS TO PRACTICE

Chris Bosh will become extinct before Rose comes back.