Bosh invented flopping 65 million years ago.
FACT. Bosh was hatched from an egg
Manu once flopped when he took his kids to Foot Locker and saw the employees dressed up like Refs
The only thing that would've kept Chris Bosh from playing was the big electric fence in Jurassic Park.
How much did Chris Bosh get for his dinosaur eggs?
I thought chris bosh died at the end of jurassic park part 2 or 3
"Bosh still hasn't paid me for sticking his head through the roof of my car at the drive in"
- Fred Flintstone
BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat officially rename team to Miami Floppers
The Big Three: LeFlop, Dwhine, and Floposaurus
Someone yelled "METEOR!" and he acted instinctively. Can't really blame him for that.
"Bosh certainly is no Alfonzo Morning."
- Heat fans
Kobe will have a triple-double in this year's All-Star game. 23 points, 14 bricks, 11 turnovers. LeBron will also have a triple-double. 27 points, 16 travels, 12 dunks.
"Who is Alonzo Mourning? "
- Lifelong Heat Fan
CHRIS BOSH HAS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THE BEST PLAYER, HE'S HAD 65 MILLION YEARS TO PRACTICE
Chris Bosh will become extinct before Rose comes back.
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