Manu once flopped when he took his kids to Foot Locker and saw the employees dressed up like Refs
The only thing that would've kept Chris Bosh from playing was the big electric fence in Jurassic Park.
"Bosh still hasn't paid me for sticking his head through the roof of my car at the drive in"
- Fred Flintstone
BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat officially rename team to Miami Floppers
The Big Three: LeFlop, Dwhine, and Floposaurus
Kobe will have a triple-double in this year's All-Star game. 23 points, 14 bricks, 11 turnovers. LeBron will also have a triple-double. 27 points, 16 travels, 12 dunks.
CHRIS BOSH HAS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING THE BEST PLAYER, HE'S HAD 65 MILLION YEARS TO PRACTICE
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