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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb not charged in marijuana possession

It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:09am on December 21, 2014

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb arrested but won't face drug charges

Marijuana is a PED for Jamarcus Webb. It will slow his reaction time so he doesn't get so many false starts.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:13am on December 21, 2014

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Urlacher admits that Bears had 'designated dive guy' to fake injuries

This isn't news. It's called Cutlering and specifically happens during playoff runs.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:28am on December 22, 2014

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Bears equipment manager to handle Super Bowl balls

At least the Bears can contribute something to the Super Bowl this year

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Posted by YOLO at 4:26am on January 23, 2015

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb arrested for marijuana possession

If the officer was a true Bears fan, he would have planted a pound of coke on Webb along with the weed.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:13am on December 21, 2014

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb arrested for marijuana possession

J.Webb just gave up another sack

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:15am on December 21, 2014

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Urlacher admits that Bears had 'designated dive guy' to fake injuries

Isn't the Bears' "dive guy" named Jay Cutler?

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:26am on December 22, 2014

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Jay Cutler tosses interception to defensive lineman in Vikings game

No one throws more interceptions to guys who weigh 300 pounds than Jay Cutler.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:55pm on December 20, 2015

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Chicago Bears OC makes tearful apology to team after criticizing Cutler in media

I've been handling my crying internally while watching the Bears all season long.

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Posted by YOLO at 10:43pm on December 12, 2014

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Bears Safety Chris Conte: NFL worth early death

Anyone would rather die then play for the Bears these days

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:23am on December 18, 2014

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Bears to bench Jay Cutler, start Jimmy Clausen

$100 mil well spent

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:26am on December 18, 2014

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J'Marcus Webb won't be charged with Marijuana possession

I thought he got arrested for impersonating an offensive lineman....

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:10am on December 21, 2014

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb arrested but won't face drug charges

Cutler prob called this in

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:12am on December 21, 2014

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Urlacher admits that Bears had 'designated dive guy' to fake injuries

DWade reveals he is "designated dive guy" for Maimi Heat.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:25am on December 22, 2014

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Bears' Tim Jennings arrested for DUI

I'd be shocked if he can cover the bail.....it'd be the first thing he covered all season.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 2:22am on January 08, 2015

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NFL to allow extra injury timeout for disoriented players

Looks like this rule buys the Bears an extra 3 timeouts per game since Cutler looks disoriented every time he throws a bad interception.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:16am on March 25, 2015

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