Hey I just got benched
I'm pretty lazy
I hit .130
Call me maybe
Sorry, I don't date pinch hitters, she replied.
Hope she gave him the number to a hitting coach
"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."
- Brett Favre
A-Rod's bat headed to the Hall of Fame. Along with his syringe.
How do you know your star is in an epic slump? When he's striking out from the dugout.
Arods fault. He should have kept it in the park.
Nothing to be proud of when it takes a MLB pitcher 4 pitches to hit a guy.
The women should have wrote down .130 and sent the ball back to A-Rod to remind him that the only numbers he should be worried about is his postseason batting average.
Silly A-Rod, everyone has your number in the postseason.
"today.....i am luckiest man on the face of the earth". oh wait, that ones already taken.
Every pitcher should plunk him till he quits.
Mr. Romney Do you have one of those binders avaliable that you mentioned? Sincerly Alex Rodriguez
My brain no longer wants to bother classifying Alex Rodriguez and Lance Armstrong as two different people. It's just easier to meld them into one singular cheating entity.
"Is there an audio version of Alex's letter?"
- Floyd Mayweather
A-Rod is truly apologetic about his mistakes. I was there to console him
- Brian Williams
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