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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

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Arod asks woman out from dugout during playoff game

Sorry, I don't date pinch hitters, she replied.

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Posted by YOLO at 12:07am on December 07, 2014

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Arod sends baseball to woman during playoff game, asks for her number

Hope she gave him the number to a hitting coach

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Posted by YOLO at 12:11am on December 07, 2014

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Arod sends women a baseball during playoff game, asks for their number

"Hey Arod... You're going about this all wrong."  

- Brett Favre

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Posted by YOLO at 12:09am on December 07, 2014

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Arod's bat from his 2,000th RBI headed to the baseball hall of fame

A-Rod's bat headed to the Hall of Fame. Along with his syringe.

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Posted by YOLO at 1:53pm on June 19, 2015

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Arod sends baseball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

How do you know your star is in an epic slump?  When he's striking out from the dugout.

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Posted by YOLO at 12:05am on December 07, 2014

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Fan who caught Arod's 3,000th hit baseball not giving it back to him

Arods fault. He should have kept it in the park.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:47pm on June 20, 2015

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Arod gets plunked by Red Sox pitcher on the fourth pitch

Nothing to be proud of when it takes a MLB pitcher 4 pitches to hit a guy.

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Posted by YOLO at 11:59pm on December 06, 2014

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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

The women should have wrote down .130 and sent the ball back to A-Rod to remind him that the only numbers he should be worried about is his postseason batting average. 

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Posted by YOLO at 12:03am on December 07, 2014

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Arod sends baseball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Silly A-Rod, everyone has your number in the postseason. 

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Posted by YOLO at 12:04am on December 07, 2014

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Arod to issue public apology in Yankee Stadium

"today.....i am luckiest man on the face of the earth". oh wait, that ones already taken.

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Posted by buttfumble at 10:20pm on February 14, 2015

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Arod hit by pitch against Red Sox

Every pitcher should plunk him till he quits.

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Posted by YOLO at 11:57pm on December 06, 2014

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Arod sends baseball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Mr. Romney Do you have one of those binders avaliable that you mentioned?  Sincerly Alex Rodriguez

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Posted by YOLO at 12:12am on December 07, 2014

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Cheating Arod apologizes to fans and Yankees

My brain no longer wants to bother classifying Alex Rodriguez and Lance Armstrong as two different people. It's just easier to meld them into one singular cheating entity.

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Posted by buttfumble at 5:26am on February 11, 2015

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Arod apologizes with handwritten note

"Is there an audio version of Alex's letter?"

- Floyd Mayweather

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:07am on February 18, 2015

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Arod apologizes with handwritten note

A-Rod is truly apologetic about his mistakes. I was there to console him

- Brian Williams

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:07am on February 18, 2015

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