Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!
"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"
- Coach Belichick
THIS JUST IN
Timmy Tebow was just seen walking on the pond
If he is found innocent, he's still going to have to answer to Goddell for leaving DNA on that joint.
"If the ball is at the one, then you must call a run"
- Johnnie Cochran
I don't really have a dog in this fight.
"If he caught passes from Brady, he can't be that shady"
- Johnny Cochran's ghost
As a Pats fan, I finally get Hernandez's 2012 touchdown dances. He wasn’t digging holes and "making it rain". He was hiding the evidence and washing his hands clean of all his off the field activity.
We're not like the heartless Patriots. We support our murderers!!
- Baltimore Ravens
"When will these guys learn, if you're going to kill people, do it in Florida" - Donte Stallworth
"I would like to see him beat it and get off"
Next time you want to destroy video evidence please call me first.
- Bill Belichick
"Don't say nothing." He better watch those double negatives, that was a clear invitation to talk.
I think Kraft's testimony will come off as pretty cheesy.
But they only have circumstantial evidence.
- Pats fans
Sounds like a killer deal
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