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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"

- Coach Belichick 

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:02am on December 07, 2014

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Police search pond near Aaron Hernandez's house for weapon

THIS JUST IN

Timmy Tebow was just seen walking on the pond

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Posted by YOLO at 3:22am on December 18, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez murder trial enters day 2

If he is found innocent, he's still going to have to answer to Goddell for leaving DNA on that joint.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:55am on January 31, 2015

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Aaron Hernandez judge removes juror

"If the ball is at the one, then you must call a run"

- Johnnie Cochran

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Posted by YOLO at 3:03am on February 04, 2015

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

I don't really have a dog in this fight.

-Michael Vick

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:13am on December 07, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"If he caught passes from Brady, he can't be that shady"

- Johnny Cochran's ghost

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:17am on December 07, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

As a Pats fan, I finally get Hernandez's 2012 touchdown dances. He wasn’t digging holes and "making it rain". He was hiding the evidence and washing his hands clean of all his off the field activity. 

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:00am on December 07, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

We're not like the heartless Patriots. We support our murderers!!  

- Baltimore Ravens

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:04am on December 07, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"When will these guys learn, if you're going to kill people, do it in Florida"   - Donte Stallworth

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:07am on December 07, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"I would like to see him beat it and get off"

-Jason Collins

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:10am on December 07, 2014

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Police search pond near Aaron Hernandez's house for weapon

Aaron,

Next time you want to destroy video evidence please call me first.

- Bill Belichick

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Posted by YOLO at 3:24am on December 18, 2014

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Aaron Hernandez tells cousin "Obviously don't say nothing." from jail phone

"Don't say nothing." He better watch those double negatives, that was a clear invitation to talk.

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Posted by YOLO at 1:14am on March 27, 2015

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Patriots owner Robert Kraft testifies at Hernandez murder trial

I think Kraft's testimony will come off as pretty cheesy.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 1:29am on April 01, 2015

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Aaron Hernandez gets neck tatoo that says 'lifetime' in jail

But they only have circumstantial evidence.

- Pats fans

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 1:19am on May 22, 2015

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Aaron Hernandez's former home up for sale at $1.5 million asking price

Sounds like a killer deal

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Posted by Melo Dramatic at 2:46am on March 26, 2016

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